Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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