That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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