the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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