It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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