do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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