So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
This is the high leading the old right now
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go