You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.