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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.