Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE