in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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