Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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