you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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