You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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