what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
