Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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