sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
pop tarts are not kleenex
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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