Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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