if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
They are going to name an STD after you.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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