You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We are two peas in an std pod
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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