I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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