It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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