we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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