Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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