Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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