can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I forget how to act sober
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