We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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