I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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