11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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