Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You almost got us killed.
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anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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