Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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