Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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