Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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