So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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