so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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