Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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