so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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