Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
false alarm, still single
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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