shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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