She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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