I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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