Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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