New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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