ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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