Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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