What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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