so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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