return my video game
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
