I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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