You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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