ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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