at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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