Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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