butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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