the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He did a backflip because drugs
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