do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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