Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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