I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
