??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
