i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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