I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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