I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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