my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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